The first question you may have is, "Hey! Zippy! You over there with the web page! What in the name of Jesus' twin brother Roberto is Bacon Day?"
Good question, although I don't remember Jesus having a twin.
Bacon Day, to put it as simply as I can without resorting to monosyllabic grunts, is a holiday designed by two nice Jewish girls with three objectives in mind:
1.) To celebrate the goodness of Bacon, The Simpsons (where the name of the holiday came from), and everything else we stand for.
2.)To have a kick-ass, raucous, neighbors-call-the-National-Guard party and invite everyone you know (and lots of people you don't.)
3.)To be able to have your diverse group of friends celebrate one big, nondenominational. gift giving December holiday.